*falls over*

  • tacobelligerent:

    tacobelligerent:

    I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

    why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

    (via salt-221b-and-the-tardis)

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  • ninfia:

    Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

    (via wonderfullymusical)

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  • sushinfood:

    reeferkitten:

    king-faded:

    angelclark:

    Historic Black and White Pictures Restored in Color
    1. Women Delivering Ice, 1918
    2. Times Square, 1947
    3. Portrait Used to Design the Penny. President Lincoln Meets General McClellan – Antietam, Maryland ca September 1862
    4. Marilyn Monroe, 1957
    5. Newspaper boy Ned Parfett sells copies of the evening paper bearing news of Titanic’s sinking the night before. (April 16, 1912)
    6. Easter Eggs for Hitler, c 1944-1945 
    7. Sergeant George Camblair practicing with a gas mask in a smokescreen – Fort Belvoir, Virginia, 1942
    8. Helen Keller meeting Charlie Chaplin in 1919
    9. Painting WWII Propaganda Posters, Port Washington, New York – 8 July 1942
    10. Construction of the Golden Gate Bridge ca 1935

    This is awesome.

    Not something I’d typically reblog but I like.

    This is bloody fantastic.

    (via burdened-with-titan-butts)

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  • nayx:

    *goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

    (via burdened-with-titan-butts)

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  • mad-hattress:

    ghdos:

    whovian-all-over:

    4gifs:

    Mattress Jousting

    FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

    I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

    Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

    (Source: 4gifs, via burdened-with-titan-butts)

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  • wanderouslight:

    arminanderenareprinces:

    slutarmin:

    Armin Arlert is literally the personification of the word ‘shota’

    Did you forget that he is a badass coconut that shot someone in the head or

    image

    (via burdened-with-titan-butts)

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  • scottish:

    thewriters-blog:

    If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

    image

    (via burdened-with-titan-butts)

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  • legalmexican:

    only airline I take

    (Source: sneakymonster, via burdened-with-titan-butts)

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  • oimatchstickman:

    wobbufetts:

    aidn:

    how the hell do i talk to people

    Stand in front of them and press A

    image

    (via lugiaabsol)

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